well, i remember coming back to the office with a footlong while
some people were halfway through their chicken rice... and i wolfed
down the footlong in about.. i think 5 minutes
and colleagues were all horrified...
same thing happened when i wolfed down 1 1/2 feet of the sarnie
just before the weekly bowling league games started.. the opposing
team was so horrified that i left the
remaining 1/2 foot for later.. and they were again horrified
when i wolfed down that 1/2 foot in between frames.. 
methinks you will never be allowed to eat like that again. ever.
